Jeff Neal for C.U.R.E. - Certain Unalienable Rights Endowment

A Religion of Peace . . . Backed by Fire Power

In Opinion on January 7, 2015 at 12:06 pm

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It is reported that this morning in the office of a newspaper in Paris an attack was perpetrated by a couple of those seldom-seen but oft-cited illiberal, non-Islam-following, self-described orthodox Muslims. In response, French and US officials are working assiduously to determine whether the gunmen might be affiliated with ISIL or al Qaeda, because tax the rich . . . er, I mean Islam is a religion of peace, bin Laden is dead and GM is alive.

In other news, there are in a Paris morgue the bodies of 12 Frenchmen whose last moments were polluted with shouts of “Allah Akbar.” Also, Khalid Sheikh Muhammed has yet to issue a press release, President Obama posted a solid 11-over-par 83 on Saturday, and Secretary of State John Kerry reportedly said “Liberté, égalité, fraternité. C’est la vie.”

In the interest of fairness, I have begun a study of the Koran. I intend to find the chapter or verse about individual liberty and justice. That way, I will know how the prophet Muhammed said Allah expects us to treat Muslims who study the Koran and later act on the literal meaning of its words. While I’m at it, I want also to find the passage that says something like “I’m just kidding about the ‘kill the infidel’ part. Peace out.” Does anyone know where those sections or verses can be found?

 

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